Married with children(ingilizcesi iyi olanlar)

Glen_johnson · 2007-06-22T17:53:37.0000000+03:00

geçenlerde konu açmıştım bununla ilgili silinmiş.mevzu şu married with children sezon 8 bölüm 7 yi indirdim fakat altyazının olmadığını gördüm.aslında altyazıya önceden bakmıştım fakat ingilizce olduğunu farketmemiştim.şimdi altyazı burda ne yapabilirim.ingilizcesi iyi olan arkadaşlarda yardımcı olursa kotalı bi kullanıcıyı sevindirmiş olurlar http://www.speedyshare.com/932889730.html

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All right. Now, let's review
this year's Halloween strategy.

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This is the Miller house.

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The Millers give away
nice, healthy fruit...

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...so obviously we'll be egging
the Miller house.

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Now, Mr. Grover here,
he doesn't believe in Halloween...

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...but I say we ring his doorbell
over and over again anyhow.

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- Well, how come?
- He's a Jehovah's Witness...

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...and I want him to know
what it feels like for a change.

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I'm sorry I'm late.

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We had a Halloween party
down at the extermination company.

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It was fun for a while, but we
all learned a very valuable lesson:

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Never spray poison into
each other's mouths and play Twister.

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People were dropping like flies.

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Well, that just goes to show you,
you're never too blond to learn.

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All right, kids. Let's put on our
costumes that we made last night.

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I ran out of ideas.

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All right, let's go.

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Peggy.

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I'm in terrible trouble.

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How'd you know it was me?

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Well, you told me
you were going as a princess.

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Anyway, I'm hosting a Halloween
charity fundraiser tonight...

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...for women who killed their husbands
just to watch them die.

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You can't imagine how hard it is
to find an appropriate theme party.

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And then it hit me. What I needed
was a mega-star rock group.

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And I did it. I got the hottest
rock group from the '70s.

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The Village People.

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Surely you've heard
of the Village People.

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They were huge. They sold millions.

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And they just called collect
and said they can't make it.

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So now I've got a house full
of angry menopausal women...

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...who have paid $100 a head
to see the Village People.

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So as a favour to me, I'd like you all
to come over to the party.

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Thank God. I thought
she was gonna ask us...

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...to dress up as the Village People
and entertain.

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And dress up as the Village People
and entertain.

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- That's insane.
- We couldn't possibly pull that off.

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What kind of idiot would set himself
up for a suicide mission like that?

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I don't know, Marcie.

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Are you sure the lead singer
wore his pants this tight?

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The cow these came from
couldn't walk in this leather.

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Jefferson, there are women
at our house...

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...who have killed their husbands
for saying, "Where's my bacon?"

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Now, do you wanna be the one
to tell them there's no Village People?

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Now, go oil your pecs
and get macho.

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I'll oil my pecs,
but no way I'm getting macho.

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I have my dignity.

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So any other volunteers?

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- No way, Mrs. D'Arcy.
- No way I'm going over.

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There's $500 in it for you.

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Oh, how I hate Halloween.

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Ask me how much I hate Halloween.

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More than that.

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Well, they make all us employees
put on these costumes...

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...like some woman's gonna say,
"Gee, I wasn't gonna...

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I wasn't gonna buy
any shoes today...

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...but since I see you
in a dinosaur costume, I will."

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And the ride home
wouldn't have been so bad...

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...if the kids had actually got gas...

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...instead of painting the needle
on the gauge full.

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But I don't mind pushing
the Dodge through gang turf...

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...because I'm a mighty stegosaurus.

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By the way, did I mention
how much I hate Halloween?

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Go away.

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Dear Al,
trick-or-treat plans are cancelled.

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We're at Marcie's house
being Village People.

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Love, Peggy.

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P.S. There's a plate warming
in the oven for you.

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How does she find the time?

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I hate life, life hates me
Soon I'll...

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Quiet, Buck.

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Good dog.

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I saw you push into the driveway,
Bundy. Open up.

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All right.

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Pint-sized, greedy little
shakedown artist.

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What the hell do you want?

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What the hell do you think?

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It's Halloween, I'm in a costume,
I have a bag.

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I don't have any candy. Go away.

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Say, are you one of those dinosaurs
that spits?

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- No.
- Well, I am.

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Next to Christmas, Thanksgiving,
Sunday through Monday...

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...Halloween's gotta be the worst day
of the year.

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Bundy is a doody-head

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Bundy is a doody-head

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I wish I was dead.

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Unless you're Death, go away.

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That's it.

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Look, kid, I'm out of patience
and I'm out of candy, so beat it.

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- How'd you do that?
- I'm Death.

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That's the first thing they teach you
in Death school. Gotta have a gimmick.

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Hey, you are Death.

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Oh, you found my G-spot.

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I'm just kidding...

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...you nearly departed
hunk of beefcake.

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You mind if I take this hood off?

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It's hot as hell in here,
and I just had my hair done.

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Perfect.

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This?

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I thought that might get you.

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Actually, I can look any way I want.

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I can be your greatest fantasy.

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I could be your worst nightmare.

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I could be my worst nightmare...

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...but who'd wanna go around
looking like Sally Struthers?

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- But why me?
- You've been calling.

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I have not.

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Well, let's just check
the Grim Beeper, shall we?

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Isn't this your number?

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Yes. Maybe I have called for death
once or twice or a hundred times...

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...but you know, it's just something that
you say, that you don't actually mean.

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You know, like, "How you doing?"
Or "I love you."

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I knew it.

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Another weenie turning yellow
in the face of eternal darkness.

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You know, you people make me sick.

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I didn't have this hard a time
with Elvis.

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- Then Elvis really is...?
- Oh, please.

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It took six of us
to get him out of there.

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We had to take the bathroom door
off the hinges...

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...slipping on Ho Hos all the way.

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You wouldn't lick
the back of his postage stamp...

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...if you'd seen what I saw.

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Oh, please don't take me!

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Take somebody who deserves it,
like Michael Bolton...

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...or whoever wrote
that Facts of Life theme.

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Okay, Bundy, you caught me
on a good night.

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Tell you what I'll do.
I'll cut you a deal.

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A deal. Yes, a deal. Anything.
I'll do anything, but please...

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All right.

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Tell you what.

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Anytime between now
and midnight...

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...if any member of your family
says that they need you in any way...

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...I'll let you live.

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All my family has to do
is say they need me?

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That's right.

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- Just once?
- Just once.

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Then I'll get my suitcase.

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Here's me with all six
of the Three Stooges.

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My favourite was Curly,
so I took him out first.

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Here's me with John Wayne.

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Listen, I don't wanna be rude...

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...but shouldn't someone
be next door...

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...finding out if my family
said they needed me?

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We don't have to go all the way
over there.

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This is Death in the '90s, baby.

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Death has its own cable network.

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DTV.

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Tonight, a bus crash in Texas...

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...followed by Growing Pains.

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But first, let's join the D 'Arcys.

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We better hurry, Marcie.

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I just saw one of them sharpening
her moustache comb into a shiv.

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Come on, guys,
they're getting restless.

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This is not going to work.

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- It can't work.
- It will work.

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- How?
- See, it's working already.

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Now, all you have to do
is lip-synch to the record.

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What's a record?

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For you? A second date.

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You know who I wish
were here to see this?

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Me! Me! Come on, baby!
Say it, Peg!

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The Supremes.

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I'm much better at singing
"Love Child."

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You know,
that's her pet name for me.

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Yeah, see, sometimes I call her pookie
and then she calls me "The Supremes."

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You'd lie to Death? Oh, how low.

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"Macho Man"! "Macho Man"!
"Macho Man"!

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Quiet, please.

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And now the act you've all been
waiting for, the Village People.

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Suppose my family lets me down...

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...do you have any idea
where I might be going?

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Well, you might want to bring along
a lot of sun block.

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SPF one million.

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Just kidding.

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Maybe.

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What's the next song?

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There is no next song.
I just have the 45.

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Look, this is degrading.

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Worst of all, I don't even get to be
the sexy Village Person.

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I quit.

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Sing!

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Hit it!

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I know this isn't easy
for you, Bundy.

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Death isn't easy for anybody.

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Take Shakespeare, and I did.

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Arguably the greatest writer
in history...

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...and when it was his time,
all he could say was, and I quote:

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Mondo disappointment for me.

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Why, even Lincoln was able
to eek out a:

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"Okay, okay. So let's not free them."

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I'll tell you, this job sure isn't
as easy as it used to be.

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Strike one.

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How many times
have they sung that song?

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I don't remember.

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But I also don't remember the
Construction Worker having pimples.

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And I don't remember the Indian
having boobies out to here.

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And now the Village People will be
proud to take your requests.

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Anything but "Y.M.C.A."

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I heard "Y.M.C.A." Hit it, Villagers.

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You know who I wish was here
to see this?

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Say me, Al,
your ever-Ioving husband, Peg!

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Cousin Wormy.

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He has all
the Village People records.

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Yes! But he doesn't have any nostrils,
does he, Peg?

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Calm down, Bundy.

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You'll give yourself a stroke.

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Village People or not,
one more round of "Y.M.C.A."...

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...and I say we hammer them
with their own tools.

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00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,500
Hey, Bud. I think these women
are getting mad.

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We better throw them a crumb.

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Hey, we're here.

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Hey, by the way,
sorry about the Dodge out front.

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- Why? Did you hit it?
- No, I'm just sorry about it.

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That's the real Policeman.
I'd know that nightstick anywhere.

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Don't make me use it.

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Wait. If these are the real
Village People, who are they?

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You frauds!

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How dare you try
to pass yourselves off...

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...as America's
best-Ioved disco kings.

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Sorry we're late, everyone.

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But it is Halloween,
and everybody gave us candy.

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You've all been waiting,
so we'll kick it off...

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...with a little something
that goes like this. Hit it, guys.

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Guess that was my last chance, huh?

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Now, now, Bundy.

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It's still five minutes to midnight.

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Have a little faith.

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- Okay, kids, let's go.
- Wait, Mom, you gotta see this.

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They hog-tied the Cowboy,
they handcuffed the Policeman...

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...and they glue-gunned
the Construction Worker to the Indian.

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00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:55,000
Well, what about the other two?

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They're TP'ing us.

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They don't normally do this
till we sing "Feelings."

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00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:08,500
Hey, wait a minute.
They're throwing the good stuff.

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Two-ply.

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00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:13,900
- No, that's one-ply.
- No, no, no.

237
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,500
- It's two-ply.
- Let's ask Dad.

238
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,600
Yeah, where is he
when we need him?

239
00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:23,200
She said it. She said it.
My pumpkin said she needs me.

240
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:28,100
And for quite the noble cause,
might I add.

241
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:31,800
You know,
you are a lucky man, Bundy.

242
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:33,700
But I'll see you...

243
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,100
...day after you win the lottery.

244
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,500
Just kidding.

245
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:45,400
Maybe.

246
00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:55,100
- Dad, wake up, wake up.
- Daddy, wake up.

247
00:20:56,900 --> 00:21:01,100
- Was I dreaming?
- No, Daddy, you were dying.

248
00:21:01,300 --> 00:21:02,900
My Verminator tank sprung a leak...

249
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:06,200
...and you've been breathing
in toxic poison. Here, smell.

250
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,300
Oh, my God,
we were so worried about you.

251
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:12,500
He's okay, Mom.
Don't call an ambulance.

252
00:21:12,900 --> 00:21:16,300
I'm not. I was ordering a pizza.

253
00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:21,300
Poison?

254
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:25,000
- So Death and the Village People...?
- Oh, no, no, no. That really happened.

255
00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:28,900
But just so you wouldn't feel left out,
we invited them over here.

256
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,500
- What?
- Yes.

257
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,200
Okay, guys, hit it!

suslu76

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suslu76

Yarbay

3148 Mesaj

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suslu76

Yarbay

3148 Mesaj

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Married with children(ingilizcesi iyi olanlar)

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